What Type Of Last-Minute Excuse Are You?

What Kind of Flake Are You, Really?

Rain on your plans? Forgot the anniversary? Your boss wants a report you haven't started. This quiz sizes up your excuse game—are you a Master Vanisher or an Honest Ghost? Pick your moves and see how your flake style ranks.

What You'll Discover

• Your excuse for rainy night plans
• How you handle a boss's deadline
• Your move when a friend double-books
• The anniversary excuse you'd use

How It Works

• Answer each multiple-choice question honestly
• We tally your most-picked archetype
• You get a personalized result with shareable scores

Popular Results You Might Get

• Excuse Bard — You don't just cancel – you invent a whole subplot. You're the one who claims a …
• Legendary Invalid — You have more mystery illnesses than WebMD. You'll use a hangover as an excuse f…
• Master Vanisher — You don't explain, you simply aren't there. Your text game is a cold trail. We r…
• The Honest Ghost — You actually show up even when you'd rather not, and then blame everything but y…